1.Use all gifts and blessings from the Lord on yourself and your immediate family.
2.Find a way to work into conversation that that you have completed all the Lifeway Bible Studies, even if you just watched the videos.
3.Care more about what you wear to church than what is being said at church.
4.Make sure all your friends go to your church and that you are reaching out to all the “cute” people.
5.Continually put down the other churches around town, because we all know they aren’t biblically sound and we are just protecting the integrity of the church.
6.Make sure you don’t drink, cuss, or smoke. Gossip is okay, it is only so we may know how better to pray for those around us.
7.Gauge your life by the behaviors that others see you performing and never tell your secret sins to accountability partners. Frequently remind yourself that those around you are idiots; therefore, you don’t need their input in your life. Evaluate your behavior on your actions and not on Christ’s work on the cross.
8.Surround yourself with people who look, talk, and act like you.
9.Don’t waste your time serving people of a different social class, but tell others when you give money to feed the homeless or you give to Lottie Moon.
10.Most importantly, spend your life increasing your kingdom: your house, cars, job, position and don’t spend your resources building His Kingdom.

Finally, don’t ever pray, “Lord, break my heart for what breaks Yours!”

You ask, "How does she know how to be a 'Christian Snob?'" I was and am one. I repent. Amen.